I'm sick of bitches shakin' asses/ I'm sick of talkin' bout blunts, sick of Versaci glasses/ Sick of slang/ Sick of half assed award shoes/ Sick of name brand clothes/ Sick of R&B bitches over bullshit tracks/ Cocaine and crack which brings sickness to blacks/ Sick of swoll head rappers with they sickenin' raps/ Clappin' gats, makin' the whole sick world collapse!
Aiight, I'd like to address the ladies for a minute. Not even the ladies... cuz I'm not talking to y'all... I'm talking to you ig'nant ass mothafuckin' mindless mudducks out there! I'm just trying to understand what's going on these days. Cuz really it ain't just the chicken heads, it's ey'body, men and women alike. Aiight, I'm watching TV today, and I see a chick on TV talking about she wants to see Jay-Z's "Girls, Girls, Girl's" video, that's her shit she hollers! Now what the fuck, did I miss sumpin'??? Maybe it's just me, but why the fuck do females love this song so much??? All women talk about is how they wish men were faithful, and they want a man that's true and blah blah blah... but'cha love this song! All Jay-Z is talking about in this song is how he ain't just gonna be with one chick, and furthermore, HOW HE'S FUCKING ALL OF Y'ALL! But you love this nigga! He's Jay-Z baaaaaaaaaby, you love him! But then again, how could he ever be expected to be with just one women? Y'all encourage him not to! (You do by always wanting to fuck him!) I don't even think women know that you're encouraging mothafuckas to be like that! So when ya man be fucking baby girl with the braids, and homegirl down the street, don't say a mothafuckin' word! Cuz like Dave Chepelle said, "Chivalry is dead, and women killed it!" Now what I've also heard females say when I bring up this topic is, "I just like the music." Of course you do... that's just another example of how mindless mothafuckas are nowadays... YOU DON'T EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO CONTENT NO MORE... IT JUST SOUNDS GOOD! HEEEEEY, WHERE THE PARTY AT?! IF YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHY SHOULD I, RIGHT? LET'S JUST GET THIS DOE!! FUCK TRYING TO THINK FOR OURSELVES AND GROW AS INDIVIDUALS! DOE OR DIE NIGGA WHAT?!!! RIGHT NOW ALL I WANNA KNOW IS... WHERE MY BITCHES AT?!?!?!
P.S. If you were in any way offended by the comments made in this column... YOU'RE PROBABLY A CHICKEN HEAD!